Alsa is one of few thots to be a main character for any duration of the show. She sings and dates Bichael. She also has over dramatic stupid relationships with her roommates. She also likes weed, and almost died of withdrawal when she had her tonsy boi's removed. She's also one of the smallest lakers, with a vertical girth of 5'0".

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